Shake the house, shake the house, and watch the bugs fall down.
posted by Matt @ 2:16 PM 0 comments
Pull the hair away from the scalp and snip snip.
posted by Matt @ 7:53 AM 0 comments
Never look in the rear view mirror to see who's following you; just believe they're there.
posted by Matt @ 7:21 AM 0 comments
People who refill gumball machines ought to remove the old yucky ones before pouring new ones on top.
posted by Matt @ 12:16 PM 0 comments
With bleary eyes and cotton mouth, I watch the children neigh and scream.
posted by Matt @ 6:35 AM 0 comments
Give me more.
posted by Matt @ 8:19 AM 1 comments